Quentin Sommerville, BBC News. Qin Gang, do you have children?
(laughter) (Qin Gang gave one nod affirmative)
I ask you because a few weeks ago, you asked my colleague whether he had children when he asked a question about Green Dam Youth Escort. And you said that the Green Dam Youth Escort is essential to protect the children of China, and my colleague would of course understand that if he had children. So now that the government has delayed the installation of this software, are the children of China, perhaps your children less well protected?

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, you Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.

The astonished Chinese man replied, it was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese?

Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all the same,?replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, you sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.

Shocked, Spielberg replies, it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.

The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same.

( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )